I’m a very special man. I’d be very sorry if someday I’d die.

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I’m sitting here at the office, working my back off a boring-to-death job which brings me a fortune of money. I guess God has a good laugh looking at me or else He would put me out of this misery.

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God gave me a striking luck when I won one billion dolars at the Lottery one month ago, by the time I was homeless and unemployed. Meanwhile, I got employed at a good name company, my manager is very pleased of me and I love my job as a janitor. Now I can afford to pay my rent in the suburb and I can have a good meal at the social eating hall. What more for God’s sake can I ask for?