Some humouristic morbid thoughts of mine (IV)

If someone comes up with a joke about me, before I invent it, that means they’re really perspicacious.

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Yesterday I was so sick that I thought I had my both feet in the grave. Today, I feel a little better, I have only one foot left there.

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I like chocolate sooooo much. I’m dying for chocolate. Oh, in fact I do: I just choke with one piece of it.

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„I see dead people!”, said the zombie.

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