Despre semantica

Leo: V., ai zis ca termini azi scriptul. E ora 18:00 iar programul de lucru s-a incheiat.
V.: Am spus ca termin azi, dar nu am precizat si ora.


Some humouristic morbid thoughts of mine (IV)

If someone comes up with a joke about me, before I invent it, that means they’re really perspicacious.


Yesterday I was so sick that I thought I had my both feet in the grave. Today, I feel a little better, I have only one foot left there.


I like chocolate sooooo much. I’m dying for chocolate. Oh, in fact I do: I just choke with one piece of it.


„I see dead people!”, said the zombie.