Damn, this Apocalypse they keep talking about is getting late! I’m dead anxious waiting for it.

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This tough life is killing me. I hope an easy death will keep me alive.

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They say you’re not really dead as long as you keep living in your other significant ones’ heart. Would you let me at least make me a beautiful apartment in your heart just to keep living there comfortably?

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I’m not afraid of death. I just get freaking scared of how creepy the word „death” sounds.

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Why they say: „The criminal was sentenced to life”? They should say „sentenced till death”